My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
*they’re
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
Tbh if you ever want anyone to die because of how they were born- fuck off my blog. This goes for people who hate transfolk and people who hate cishet. Like, neither are something you choose so shut the FUCK up.
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