This is Monroe, and she is here to be your Post Protection Cat.

butterflyinthewell:

queensparklekitten:

butterflyinthewell:

You are now protected and released from all those “reblog or something bad will happen” posts. 

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[Photo of a mostly white cat with a black tail, black patches on her back, black ears, a black nose, a tiny black “beauty mark” next to her nose and green eyes.]

Monroe has pounced on and destroyed the effects of those posts and she is ready to pounce on future posts because she is a good girl.

You are no longer bound to any “reblog or something bad will happen” posts and are shielded from future “reblog or something bad will happen” posts.

It’s okay! You’re safe!

Does she get along with the Immunity Dog that I already have? I’m keeping as many immunity pets as I can, and I want to know how best to take care of them. Partly for the protection and partly for the cuteness. I love animals in general. 

Yes, she will! 🙂

Before you say “look at that asshole wearing sunglasses inside” consider:

john-lancer-official:

adurot:

nearly-entertaining-reblogs:

theconcealedweapon:

autisticliving:

cutetastrophy:

•They have an eye deformation they do not wish to show

•They have snow vision and literally cannot see in bright light conditions

•They are blind or partially blind

•They get migraines and could throw up or pass out from the fluorescent lights

•Don’t be an asshole

· That they have sensory processing issues that makes bright lights uncomfortable or painful and therefor could make them unable to focus and function.

  • They don’t want to be judged by their eye contact or facial expressions.
  • They just like wearing sunglasses inside. It’s none of your business why.
  • They project a powerful beam of concussive, ruby-colored force that comes from ambient energies (such as solar radiation, photons, and cosmic rays) absorbed and metabolized by their body into concussive blasts that are released from their eyes and the glasses are lined with powdered ruby quartz crystal to prevent random discharge.

• It’s 106 Miles to Chicago. They’ve got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, and it’s dark.

  • they’re fuckin ballin why would you mess with a guy wearing sunglasses inside, he knows what he’s doin