blissful-lily:

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

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character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

It got better omfg

plant-42:

                               VIPERHAZARD / PLANT-42
                  RACCOON CITY SURVIVOR GIVEAWAY

In celebration of BIOHAZARD RE:2 / Resident Evil 2 being released this January in 2019, I wanted to offer a giveaway of some themed items for the fellow enthusiasts of the series to bring in the excitement even more as we lead up to the release.

Being an extensive collector of the series has given me a number of opportunities to collect some duplicates of, in some cases, quite rare items, and this allows me to give back to a community I quite literally grew up in as we approach the final month of waiting for RE:2.

The items in question are as follows:

1x Not For Sale BIOHAZARD 2 limited pre-order bullet keychain (1998)
1x Original BIOHAZARD 2 Soundtrack (1998), factory sealed
1x Doujinshi/Fan Manga “THUNDERBOLT” by B-Sting (1998), very hard to find fandom item
1x Japanese C.NOVEL release of S.D. Perry’s ‘City of the Dead’ (2005) featuring artwork by Wolfina
2x Not For Sale BIOHAZARD OUTBREAK limited pre-order can badge sets (2003, 4 badges per set)

GIVEAWAY DETAILS:

– Entries will run from 10pm AEST 26th of November 2018 to 10pm AEST December 17th 2018.
– To enter you must fill out the google form and share the giveaway post on Tumblr (via plant-42) and/or Twitter (via @viperhazard) – entrants will have their usernames checked for the reblog or retweet. 
– Entries will be randomly selected using a random number generator.

                                         >>> ENTER HERE <<<
                      (Don’t forget to share this post for your entry to be eligible!)

ailithnight:

dreaming-shark:

hotcommunist:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.

Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.