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orbispelagium:

jerkstorecalling:

fiztheancient:

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

thesymbolofpeace:

wyd

feministism:

giantambushbeetle:

There’s a lot of things I wanted to do in my 20s but “mentally grappling with the reality of living through a worldwide fascist insurgency” wasn’t one of them

sleeper-factory:

relatablepicturesofpatrickgill:

The “straight guy” face

[pizza_suplex] || [strawbiery]

GOD i dated a guy like that for such a short time bc he was awful

unclefather:

*gets pulled over for speeding*
officer: are you aware you were going 90 mph?
me: yes and you had to go 90 mph to catch me so you are doing an illegal so write yourself a ticket too

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

No.