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werewolfmomota:

werewolfmomota:

i got really mad at red today

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

whattheplate:

29apostrophe-dogs:

why me

finally….

the meat beats back

slimyswampghost:

10/12/10

12:47 AM

the flashlight doesn’t scare them off anymore.
they just look at me like they know how doomed i am

vampireapologist:

iniquiticity:

yxoque:

Someone finally put quality content on the Less Wrong Facebook page.

@fickleobsessions

STOP THEM

dagothurgayicon:

me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones

my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood

My lower back is killing me with this stomach flu. Aint fun spewing out both ends my dudes and Im pretty sure I wont be recovered for tomorrows turkey.