dies-first:

jelly-bean-machine:

crystallizednebula:

the-armed-utahn:

meanplastic:

Idk why I’m hurt but I am.

I already knew most of these. It’s like an actual career. Like for cereal? They sometimes just glue that shit down to make it pretty. Milk is usually paint to get that nice solid color and pouring swirl. The list goes on.

The motor oil one makes me so irrationally angry

To get some nice steam for a “fresh, warm meal”, they use microwaved, water-soaked cotton balls and hide them under the food

sounddesignerjeans:

theonlyleftydesk:

meropischao:

mesopelagic:

meropischao:

meropischao:

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

normal-horoscopes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fantheoriesandfoodporn:

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

  • Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
  • Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
  • Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
  • Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
  • Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
  • Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

JACK WAS AND CONTINUES TO BE A BASTARD

011-gladers:

Life is Strange: The actions you do will have consequences but it’s no big deal you can reverse time, no one gets hurt. And even if you do you could just replay the level.

Until Dawn: IF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS STEPS ON A FUCKING TWIG YOUR BITCHASS DIES. HAVE FUN PLAYING THE ENTIRE GAME TO FIX THAT MISTAKE!

carbonoid-nsfw:

Good afternoon, this blog is for users 18 years of age or older. I have way too many followers to surf through but if you’re underage and I catch you interacting with my posts you’re gonna get your ass blocked

It is illegal to redistribute pornographic content to minors in my country so just come back when you’re older

Also I don’t care of the age of consent is lower than 18 in your country

circe154:

There are a couple of interviews with kids that were on the show floating around and basically they were stressed out from filming all day with no breaks and Nick could only afford to give out like 2 prizes a year so they screwed with the kids to make sure they messed up. One of the girls interviewed mentioned she still has nightmares about the temple guards 25 years later.