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zombiepiff:

wafflesandchicken:

yongpalipaliweliketoparty:

intronaught:

warmythos:

reblog with a video game that feels like home.

Kingdom hearts 2

a-rinna:

saw a comment someone made on a post saying “it’s not possible to read dark fiction and not have that affect your morals, you can’t train your brain NOT to normalize those things!” and i completely agree

as a life-long crime fiction and horror fan, i am an immoral monster. i’ve watched all 456 episodes of law and order and committed a murder after each one. i ate my neighbors after watching hannibal. i started a meth lab after breaking bad. i ruined my high school prom because i watched carrie the night before. in middle school i read stephen king’s it, went down to the sewers with some friends and

thisiselliz:

Its that time of the night

nassadii:

kaasknot:

bara-zoku:

tolkienteacher:

juan-the-gecko:

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

via @trillgutterbug

ladyprincepyro-blog:

kitty-mccat:

runforfreetherapy:

OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE. 

SECRET 

FREAKIN’

ROOMS

LIKE

PEOPLE

BUILD ROOMS

WITHIN ROOMS

BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME

THAT’S RIGHT

THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS

HONESTLY THOUGH

YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS

OR YOU’RE WRONG

I have always wanted a house with secret rooms. 

My goal in life is to become an eccentric recluse with an entire manor filled with secret rooms young intrepid junior-detectives will want to explore to look for clues.

I will then proceed to spook them periodically while wearing a bedsheet with holes cut out, and stare at them creepily from behind paintings.

blackmarkettoothman:

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

meanmediummode:

lesbwian:

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

Orem police department said FUCK BLUE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!