
“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”
me:
I Photoshopped the new Flyers mascot “Gritty” into the background of a bunch of stock images… x
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Massive Food Recall Hits Trader Joe’s, Walmart, Kroger and More
Hey folks, another big recall just hit the states, for both refrigerated and frozen products. Read up, and be careful out there!
And if you need to stay updated, FoodSafety.gov has an RSS feed listed under Recalls & Alerts > Get Automatic Alerts.
now i gotta go thru my fridge
I love living in a country where every three days the FDA or the CDC has to announce which foods will kill us this week and which ones won’t.
This is a possible listeria outbreak, it’s no joke.
Please check the food in your fridge.
Massive Food Recall Hits Trader Joe’s, Walmart, Kroger and More
You’re incredible Kieren. No, I’m not. I’m just a person who didn’t want to do any more harm.
























