Every time I ride a horse in RDR2:
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The last one
Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals
I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”
not to sound like a conservative local pastor but eight year olds should not be playing, like, call of duty even offline
of course i dont think playing violent video game by itself is going to make a kid capable of and willing to commit murder because thats also dumb as shit but children shouldnt be exposed to the concepts of violence and death before they’re able to grasp the implications of it and what effect it can have on them and the way they view the world
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
me:
character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
me:
“I had two longings and one was fighting the other. I wanted to be loved and I wanted to be always alone.”
— Jean Rhys, Wide Sargasso Sea
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dps: THE TANK IS DYING.
me, a veteran healer:
dps: THE TANK IS DYING
me, a veteran tank:
tank: let me die
me, a veteran dps:
healer: the dps are dead and I’m not raising them again
me, a veteran tank:
Healers and Tanks: Dead
Boss: Still alive
Me, a Veteran DPS:
saw this again and had to reblog it again
Disney: We’d like to get your permission to have Bowser cameo in this scene of our new video game movie
Nintendo: Sure but only if he holds his coffee cup in this specific way, we cannot have him be out of character
Ubisoft: Yo can Luigi dab in our game
Nintendo: Absolutely
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