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seldnei:

Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.

Hi I’m 29 today and still waiting to be whisked away by fuckin’ fairies or accidentally walk into an alternative dimension in the most awkward ways. Thanks.

meanplastic:

Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda

onlyblackgirl:

blackhipsteraesthetic:

sonoanthony:

#CLOCKED

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

screenshotsofdespair:

chadmojito:

8:55 is now ass time, pass it on

Now approaching A:SS o’clock Mountain time.

ghostgreen:

what am i even doing.

(for reference)

robosthetique:

we all know that One dnd player (…I am that one dnd player. im so sorry)

idatetrash:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

anyone else think the new grinch is kinda…… hot?

tell me you don’t feel even a hint of the raw sexual power emanating from this image