north-star-lesbian:

bi-thor:

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

nerdgasrnz:

lore:

you can replenish your health by…: drinking water, breathing fresh air, eating a wild strawberry…

you can restore your mana by…: listening to folk music, breathing fresh air applies to this one as well… taking a walk…

I suddenly feel less pessimistic about these suggestions for improving mental health purely bc it’s worded like this

the-other-one-also:

dear-tumb1r:

iopele:

ithelpstodream:

“Kitty Kommercial”
So many animals are waiting for their forever homes! Come meet them at Furkids headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia!

Furkids Animal Rescue and Shelters is Georgia’s largest no-kill animal rescue & shelters. Adopt. Volunteer. Donate.

VISIT FURKIDS.ORG to help animals in need!

the day may come when this post crosses my dash and I do not reblog it but friends

today 

is not that day

This is a good commercial
Everything from the woman pretending to be a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN to “midnight in a coffin” to “try this new thing called Dog”

Its all good shit

I’m in Atlanta and looking for a kittt asfjfkftxgzg

othercat2:

jumpingjacktrash:

mujaween:

mujaween:

Published erotica: terribly written, costs money

Fanfiction on ao3: Free, isn’t affaid TO JUST USE THE WORD ‘COCK’ FFS

“His genitals, his privates, his hot length, his trobing rod, his magic meat stick-”

Me, in tears: Just say cock

published erotica: the parts that aren’t purple prose about vanilla sex are occupied by dithering and made up problems

fanfiction on ao3: the parts that aren’t sharp, clear prose about scorching kinky sex are occupied by tightly plotted suspense and slam-bang action

published erotica: not interested in the 99% of the market that’s heterosexual? that’s fine, we also have tender white middle class lesbians and slutty white middle class gay men!

fanfiction on ao3: one trans partner? both partners trans? genderswaps? how about a loving long-term threesome that does heist capers? we’ve got non-gendered angels, hermaphroditic aliens – some of whom lay eggs, if you’re into that – oh, and have i mentioned the robots –

published erotica: there, i put in a vampire, i’m such a genre rebel

fanfiction on ao3: i sent the avengers to hogwarts with the winchester brothers, i fear nothing on earth or heaven and only one thing in hell which is that my laptop will overheat in the fires of abaddon so i’ll have to write the sequel longhand

o/